John ==> Examine Blog

Your name is JOHN. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.

What will you do?

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yEAH,,, tHAT'S COOL: theprankmaster: stickfires: i’M SURE YOU COULD JUST HAVE HEALTHY...

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i HAVEN’T„, uH„, sEEN THEM, bUT i’D TOTALLY WATCH THEM, i’LL GO LOOK THEM UP OR SOMETHING„ bECAUSE„, uH, i’M SURE THEY’RE REALLY COOL,

oh, trust me, they are amazing! we should totally hang out. watch these amazing movies, prank some people, work on standing up for ourselves, it’ll be great!

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i’M SURE YOU COULD JUST HAVE HEALTHY DEBATES WITH THEM ABOUT THE FILMS, 

no man, these movies are just too good. they couldn’t be trash, they are classics! con air, and little monsters, and i guess anything with nic cage. you have to have heard of some of these movies? they’re great, aren’t they?

>looks hopeful at the troll, obviously having a sick obsession with his bad movies

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oH, THANKS FOR„, uH, bEING WORRIED ABOUT ME, tHAT’S REALLY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU,

oKAY, i CAN TOTALLY DO THIS„, uH„ tHAT IS THEIR OPINION, aND WHILE i RESPECT IT„, mY„, uH, oWN OPINION ON NUGGETS DOES NOT CHANGE„, bECAUSE i THINK THERE AWESOME AND STUFF, bUT IT’S„, uH, fINE THAT THEY DON’T LIKE THEM

hey, no problem, what are friends for? :B

see! that’s a good way to go about it. no sorrying or feeling bad or anything. respecting people’s opinions is good too..i suppose i need to work on that. i might’ve ripped some of my friends heads off because they said some movies that i liked were trash.

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uH„, yEAH, i’LL TRY THAT SOMETIME„, lOOKS LIKE FUN,

nO„,i’M „, uH, nOT SORRY AT ALL, bECAUSE THERE’S NO REASON TO BE„, aND„ uH„, sAYING IT A LOT PROBABLY ANNOYS PEOPLE,

yOU’RE RIGHT„, i SHOULD STAND MY GROUND„, uH, aBOUT THAT SORT OF THING,

well saying sorry a lot doesn’t really annoy me, but it makes me worried that people are pushing my new found friend around. which isn’t too good.

yes, stand your ground. here, you like chicken nuggets a lot it seems. what if i just came up to you and started talking about how they were the worst things ever and they shouldn’t even be around. stupid nuggets!

>you pretend to spit at the ground in disgust

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i UH„, nEVER THOUGHT SORRY COULD BE A VERB„, BUT i’M„, uH S- oH, YEAH, i SHOULD„, uH„, nOT SAY THAT,

anything can be a verb! anythinging. see? it’s easy, you should try it.

yeah that’s right tav, you aren’t sorry, are you? and it’s okay cause i’m not offended!

but even if i was, you should stand your ground because it’d be a stupid reason for me to be mad.

right? :B

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oH„, sORRY ABOUT THAT, uH„, yEAH, i DO THAT A LOT„,

hey, there you go with the sorrying again.

maybe that’s another thing we should work on, along with the pranks…:B

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oH„, uH, aLRIGHT, — hAH, yOU’RE RIGHT, tHAT WOULD BE A REALLY, uH„, aSSHOLEY THING TO DO„, uH, tHANKS FOR JUST PRETENDING TO BE AN ASSHOLE„„ bUT„, uH, nOT ACTUALLY BEING ONE, 

hey, well, thanks for not thinking i’m an asshole. i don’t think you’re one either.

you do seem kind of nervous. anything troubling you, newfound friend? :B

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oH, uH„, iF YOU WANT TO HELP ME WITH PRANKS„, sURE, i MEAN i’LL TAKE YOUR WORD ABOUT YOUR BEING THE PRANK MASTER„, sO, uH„, yEAH, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME„, iF YOU HAVE TIME,

ahh nope sorry dude, i can’t. no time at all!

just joking again.

why would i say i would do something and not being able to do it?

seems like a assholey thing to do, honestly. :B

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oH, wELL i GUESS THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD ONE, cONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES

yEAH„ tHAT WOULD BE A LITTLE TOO TALL TO FIT IN YOUR HAIR, uH„, hAHAHA, nICE ONE, }:)


thanks, i try my best, being the master and all.

> looks at knuckles, trying to seem like he doesn’t care that he’s oh so good (or maybe not as good as he thinks he is)

i bet you could pull some jokes on some people. you’ve probably at least tried to right? its a favorite past time of mine.

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i„ uH„ tHOUGHT tINKERBULL WAS KIND OF SMALL,

oH„, uH„, wOW, yOU SHOULD RETRACE YOUR STEPS, i’LL HELP YOU FIND HIM„, iF YOU WANT HELP THAT IS,

…it was a joke. a prank. because i’m the prank master. and you fell for it! point one for egbert.

but it’s okay, troll culture is different than my culture. my dad’s too tall to fit in my hair. taller than me.

-holds hand over his own head to show height difference-

no way he’d fit in my hair.

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