John ==> Examine Blog

Your name is JOHN. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.

What will you do?

Relationships About Ships

gallantgear:

theprankmaster:

gallantgear:

theprankmaster:

gallantgear started following you

hey there. have we ever talked before? you don’t seem familar..

Zalutationz. And, no I don’t believe we’ve talked. I’m Helioz. Nice to meet you Zir. 

nice to meet you as well. the name’s john. how’re you today? :B

Pozitively charged! Watt about yourzelf? 

i’m doing pretty good. a bit tired, but that feeling will go away soon enough.

FUCK EVERYTHING: theprankmaster: hey, friendship can be more important to some people...

karcrabs:

OK FINE, THEY’RE EQUALLY IMPORTANT. I MEAN YEAH, SO RETARDED WASN’T QUITE THE RIGHT WORD TO DESCRIBE FRIENDSHIP AS, BUT I DON’T KNOW, IT JUST SEEMS PRETTY FUCKING STUPID SOMETIMES, I GUESS.

WHAT, NO, FUCK YOU, I DON’T NEED TO TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT IT. IT’S JUST A THING THAT HAPPENED, YOU KNOW? I’M FINE, FOR THE MOST PART, AT LEAST. I MEAN SHE’LL PROBABLY NEVER TALK TO EVER A-FUCKING-GAIN, BUT WHATEVER.

well i guess friendship can be stupid, if you choose stupid people to be your friends. real friendship is about people you care about you, and that are always going to be there for you when you need a shoulder to cry on.

> you tilt your head, looking at karkat, a look of worry on your face

well,  you don’t seem fine, for the most part. you still seem pretty upset about it. well, if you do want to talk, i am here, but you need to make the first move. i don’t want to pry into your…love life..? would that be the right word for it?

(Source: theprankmaster)

Who Do the Voodoo That You Do: theprankmaster: > you notice the gamzee begin to smile, but quickly...

silentmessiah:

Offend you? Why would he have offended you? Was it because you didn’t smile? Was that human custom, to smile? Shit, you did something wrong, didn’t you?

> Okay, okay. Smile.

You open your mouth a bit more, showing the extended corners of your mouth and all your teeth.

hey, that’s a bit better. heh, that’s a great smile you’ve got on you!

did i introduce myself yet? i’m john.

(Source: theprankmaster)

tinyterminallycapricious:

theprankmaster started following you

HeLlO! WhO’rE yOu?

hey. :B my name’s john. what about your’s?

yEAH,,, tHAT'S COOL: theprankmaster: stickfires: i’M SURE YOU COULD JUST HAVE HEALTHY...

stickfires:

i HAVEN’T„, uH„, sEEN THEM, bUT i’D TOTALLY WATCH THEM, i’LL GO LOOK THEM UP OR SOMETHING„ bECAUSE„, uH, i’M SURE THEY’RE REALLY COOL,

oh, trust me, they are amazing! we should totally hang out. watch these amazing movies, prank some people, work on standing up for ourselves, it’ll be great!

(Source: theprankmaster)

princespoir sent: hey wwhatevver you are

i’m a human and i am also john egbert.

you look like the trolls but different. cause you have like…fin things.

>you move your hands up to where eridan’s “fin things are” , but where they would be on your face

your eridan right? i’ve talked to someone who was you, but i suppose not you.

Next six in my ask get their respective rewards;

1st: Hug
2nd: Kiss
3rd: Grope
4th: I owe you one favor
5th: Own me for an hour
6th: Own me for a day

[[im pretty tired, so i’m going to go lay down for a bit. like this if i need to reply to your post, and i will do it when i get back. c:]]

silentmessiah:

theprankmaster:

silentmessiah started following you

hey there. have we ever talked before? i’m john…

>you get distracted by the scars on gamzee’s face. you realize how rude of you it is to stare, and quickly offer him a toothy grin.

> Feign a grin of your own by opening your mouth

This is not the way to make friends. Your slit mouth is creepy. You should stop that.

> Immediately shut your mouth.


> you notice the gamzee begin to smile, but quickly stop. you frown, worried offended him.

you okay? uh if i offended you i’m really sorry, its my fault and all, and really i am glad to meet you. making new friends is always good.

> you laugh a bit, trying to not offend him more.

silentmessiah started following you

hey there. have we ever talked before? i’m john…

>you get distracted by the scars on gamzee’s face. you realize how rude of you it is to stare, and quickly offer him a toothy grin.